But you may think otherwise.
I was telling someone there’s a good possibility I may be working at a vegan restaurant in the near future. A fictionalized version of the conversation:
He: Did they ask if you were vegan?
Mouse: No.
He: What would you have said if they asked?
Mouse: Hmm… Yes.
He: Yes? Uhm, you eat meat right?
Mouse: Yup.
He: Explain.
Mouse: Well, you know the phrase “you are what you eat?”
He: Yeah …
Mouse: As far as I know, pigs, cows, chickens, and ducks are vegetarian or vegan.
He: So … ?
Mouse: So, if pigs, cows, chickens, and ducks are vegan/vegetarian, then indirectly, I’m vegetarian too!
He: (Shakes head), you’re too weird.
Mouse: Annnnnd your point being what? Hee hee.
In a way, we’re all vegans. Snicker snicker snort snort. Seems perfectly logical to me. It’s called thinking outside the box. Heh heh.
And just to be clear, we were perfectly sober (which makes the conversation kind of scarier). 🙂
Enjoy. Eat well.
The Mouse
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I agree!